Interesting facts and Omegle

Today was my best friends birthday; she turned 21 but she can't drink due to the fact that she's pregnant. So, we're sitting in iHop arguing over whether I should tell the staff it's her birthday, when out of the blue, the staff were coming out across the restaurant to sick "Happy Birthday" to some else. She kept saying, "Don't do it, I'll walk home," of course, if it had been my birthday she would have done it to me. So every once in a while I would start humming the "Birthday Song," and she'd start shaking her head. But overall today wasn't too bad a day, there are suppose to be meteors out tonight, I might force my roommate to go and try to see them with me, but it may be too cloudy to see, since it's suppose to snow.

Onto another topic, last night I was on Omegle and was surprised by how many Nerdfighters were on there, but of course, it turned out that John Green tweeted that he was on there so everyone was hoping to find him, me included. Before I read he was on there, I tried different things to mess with people's heads by telling them I was Harry Potter or something like that, here are some Omegle conversations I saved that were just funny, one of them was a Harry Potter conversation held for over an hour:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi I'm Hermione Granger

Stranger: my name is ron weasley

You: Ron, where have you been?

You: I've been looking for you

Stranger: i've been in the hall, eating

You: That figures

Stranger: Have you seen Scabbers?

You: No, I haven't did you ask Harry?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: He hasn't seen him either

You: Sorry, Ron I haven't seen him

You: Maybe he's at Hagrid's

Stranger: I've check there already

Stranger: I think Crookshanks ate him!

You: No! Crookshanks wouldn't hurt a fly!

Stranger: Your ruddy cat is always trying to eat Scabber

You: It's in a cat's nature to eat rats, but I tell you he didn't do it!

Stranger: Yeah right

You: Why must you blame everything on my cat?

You: You probably just lost him

You: Just like Neville always looses his toad

Stranger: I'm not like Neville

You: Well, no not exactly, but I wish you wouldn't blame my cat every time you loose Scabbers

Stranger: I'm sorry, I'm just annoyed

You: You're nervous about the Quidditch game tomorrow against Slytherin?

Stranger: Yeah, but we're gonna beat Draco and his team cuz we've got Harry.

You: We've got you too

You: You're a great Keeper

Stranger: Thanks

You: Anytime Ron

Stranger: Where is Harry anyway?

You: I don't know, I haven't seen him

You: He might be in Dumbledore's Office again, it's where he spends most of his time these days

Stranger: Yeah, true

Stranger: I wonder what he does in there?

You: Doesn't it have to do with Tom Riddle?

Stranger: Yes, and the diary he found

You: True, I still can't believe that Malfoy's dad snuck it into your sister's cauldron

Stranger: I don't like those Malfoys

You: I know, I just get this bad feeling about them

You: I feel more uneasy around Draco's father though, I haven't figured out why though

Stranger: Yes, I thinks he's evil

You: Ronald!!

Stranger: There's a rumor going around that he's a deatheater

You: That's a very serious accusation

Stranger: Haven't you heard?

You: Draco a deatheater? Voldemort would never make a student a deatheater

You: Rumors are just that. Rumors

Stranger: I don't know, these are desperate times

You: You can't believe everything you hear Ron

You: Maybe, but I highly doubt Draco is a deatheater

You: he's young and what would be in it for him?

Stranger: I s'pose you're right.

You: Do you have Quidditch practice tonight?

Stranger: Yes

You: Have you also studied for your charms exam?

Stranger: ummm no

Stranger: I was hoping you could help me with that

You: Do you even use those homework planners I gave you?

You: I could help you study, I suppose, since I too need to study

You: But I'm not doing the work for you

Stranger: Of course

Stranger: You're the greatest Hermione

You: Thanks

You: Well, my bag is in the common room along with my books

Stranger: O.K

You: Where's your bag, Ron?

Stranger: I think I left it in the hall

You: Well, let's get going if we're going to get any studying done before you go to Quidditch practice

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: I can't wait 'til Quidditch practice. It will be the first time Harry will be training with his new broom

You: Let me guess? He said you could have a go on it after practice?

Stranger: Yes, I can't wait

You: I don't see how flying around on with a broom between your legs can possibly be comfortable or fun for that matter

Stranger: It's not comfortable but it's worth it when we kick the other team's butt

You: I see Ron

You: Oh, there's your bag

Stranger: Oh thanks

Stranger: There you are Scabbers!

You: I told you Crookshanks didn't eat him!!

Stranger: Im sorry I accused you

Stranger: But i'm still not going to leave this rat alone with your cat

You: Be more careful with your pets Ron

You: Well, my bag is in the Common Room

Stranger: Ok lets go

You: Alright

You: I hope the Fat Lady's there, I really need to study

Stranger: She's probably there, she doesn't move much. I just hope she doesn't start sining!

You: I know! It's not that she's a bad singer it's just that she'll keep singing and not let us in

Stranger: Yeah, but she's not that great a singer either

You: Ah, there she is

Stranger: Good

You: Please tell me she's not asleep

Stranger: I don't think so. There's Neville, he's probably forgot the password and can't get in

You: Great, not that Neville forgot the password but she's not asleep

Stranger: Do you remember the password?

You: Umm...oh yeah Pigfarts

Stranger: O yeah

Stranger: *ahem* Pigfarts!

You: Alright, I think I left my bag by the fireplace

Stranger: OK

You: *shuffling around* Have you heard of Pigfarts, Ron?

Stranger: No i haven't. The Fat Lady comes up with some strange things as passwords sometimes

You: Well, I was curious about Pigfarts so I went to the library to look it up

Stranger: Really? What did you find

You: Not much, they suggested youtube to me

Stranger: Youtube?

You: Yes, youtube

Stranger: Whats that?

You: Umm...well in the muggle world we have the computers that access the internet and it's an easy way to look up information quickly but not always reliable

Stranger: Oh. Muggles are strange people. No offence to your parents

You: You can go to givoogle.com and type in anything and search quickly for any information

You: *raises eyebrows* None taken Ron

You: Well, anyways, you type in youtube.com and you can watch videos there so I searched for Pigfarts and it gave me this musical

Stranger: Oh

You: It seems to be based somewhat on Harry's life

Stranger: Hmm, very interesting

You: It was called "A Very Potter Musical" and apparently according to the actor that play's Draco Pigfarts is on Mars

You: And the headmaster is a lion who can talk

Stranger: Mars? wow

You: his name is Rumbleroar

Stranger: Thats not very accurate

You: So I went ahead and watched all the parts of the musical and it was kind of funny in a way

You: Well, I didn't say it was accurate Ron, I just said that's what it said

Stranger: Oh my God Hermione Shut Up!

Stranger: Why do you have to rain on everybodies parade?

Stranger: Im sorry about that outburst

Stranger: I'm just nervous about the Quidditch game

You: No it's fine Ron

You: *chuckling inside*

You: I think we need to study

Stranger: You know Hermione, we are all alone is this common room

You: Yeah, so?

Stranger: We could do things and no one would know

Stranger: *shuffles closer*

You: I'm sure someone would know

You: Nothing's secret at Hogwarts, especially with Dumbledore as Headmaster

Stranger: Noone would know

Stranger: All the pictures are asllep

You: The portraits on the wall would know

Stranger: Noone's watching

You: Ron, I really think we should study for that charms test tomorrow morning?

Stranger: Yes i guess so

You: Alright, ah, here is my Charms book

You: *sits on the couch by the fire*

Stranger: Here's mine.

You: Cool

Stranger: *sits on couch*

You: ooc: I kind of need to go, I have to finish a paper for class

Stranger: Which class?

You: Shakespeare

Stranger: We don't study Shakespeare at Hogwarts do we?

You: I meant in real life :)

Stranger: lol

Stranger: are you in the very potter musical?

You: no

Stranger: how old are you?

You: I'll be 25 next month

Stranger: cool

Stranger: coo

You: you?

Stranger: happy birthday for then

Stranger: 16

You: cool

You: you can find me on twitter or youtube

Stranger: Are you at Uni?

You: yes

Stranger: oh

Stranger: k

You: yep

Stranger: what?

You: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Followed by:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Oh hi, friend.

You: I'm Edward Cullen

Stranger: Oh, oh!

Stranger: I'm Isabella Swan :]

You: Hi Bella

Stranger: Edward, want to make love a few books before Breaking Dawn?

Stranger: Please?

Stranger: I need a kid NOW.

Stranger: And Vampire-ism.

Stranger: PLEASE.

You: No, Bella, you don't know what you're asking

Stranger: Yes I do. :\

Stranger: I know more than your hundred year experience as a vampire.

Stranger: Because I read the encyclopedia.

You: You don't want to be a monster like me

Stranger: Everyday.

Stranger: Yes I DO!!

Stranger: RAPE ME, AND MAKE ME A VAMPIRE!!

You: It sounds more like you want to rape me Bella

Stranger: Haha, good one Edward. :]

Stranger: Your sense of humor is still with you.

You: I do try

Stranger: You try very well.

You: Thanks

Stranger: You're very welcome.

Stranger: Well, you're boring now. I'll go get my eternal life from somebody else. Maybe even Jasper. Hmm..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And this one blew my mind:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: DFTBA!

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You Just Got Rick Roll'd!
avada kedavra.AND.you just lost the game.

Stranger: HA!

You: that was clever

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: Thanks!

You: must have takin' alot of time

Stranger: Yess!

Stranger: But not for me!

You: lol

You: dftba

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: wat?

You: don't forget to be awesome

Stranger: I wont!

Stranger: Hehehhehe

Stranger: :3

Stranger: kittty!!!

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello, my name is Harry Potter pleasure to meet you

Stranger: greetings, i am dumble dore

You: Professor, it's so good to see you

Stranger: hmmmm quite so young lad

Stranger: why arent you in class?

You: Well, I thought I'd run down and see Hagrid but Umbridge caught me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Those were just some of my favorites, I use Omegle occasionally when I'm bored and have nothing better to do, but I met so many Nerdfighters, it was just great. But as I head off to do a poem, those Nargles have began an uprising, so until next time, Chao!